This little SND catches an editor for _PC_World_ magazine, Jerry Michalski, telling an ABC-Radio reporter a joke going around the computer industry these days. It's been tweaked to feature the sound of -- well, are those Windows breaking? Or merely Microsoft delusions of grandeur being shattered? And why does the expression "Don't Believe the HYPE" persist so in the mind these days?
Drop this SND in your Mac's "Startup Items" folder (inside your System Folder), or use it in conjunction with Bruce Tomlin's shareware control panel SoundMaster. Or, heck, just play it for your unenlightened friends. I believe it was the science-fiction writer Robert Heinlein who promulgated the maxim, "Ninety percent of EVERYTHING is crap." That's, ah, just about Windows' market share, isn't it?